It's Complicated

ytoob: do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:51:03 -0400

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns

dreamersanchor: catwmeow: tomlinholic: if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:52:17 -0400

catwmeow:

tomlinholic:

if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh

I wish I would have found this before my ex cheated on me.

omg im dying

razor-candy: Esra Roise - Sunken Treasures

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:47:22 -0400

razor-candy:

Esra Roise - Sunken Treasures

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Mon, 13 May 2013 12:01:07 -0400

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Mon, 13 May 2013 11:00:16 -0400

ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:55:00 -0400

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD

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Mon, 13 May 2013 10:49:00 -0400

barktravisbark: my life plan is to one day be walking down the street and run into my favourite...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:48:00 -0400

barktravisbark:

my life plan is to one day be walking down the street and run into my favourite band member and pretend i don’t know who they are and act like i don’t run a blog dedicated to their existence and start a normal conversation and then they will think “wow she’s pretty cool and she’s not a crazed fan i’m going to ask her out for dinner” and then 5 years after we’re married i’ll say

i knew you were in the band

i knew

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Mon, 13 May 2013 10:48:00 -0400

locksandglasses: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:46:31 -0400

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……

so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.

ineedathneed: birdarangs: I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:43:05 -0400

ineedathneed:

birdarangs:

I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs

deluminator: my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:42:00 -0400

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

tropical-cave: brianmchale: welcometomylifeex3: raquelsh0lding...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:28:44 -0400

tropical-cave:

brianmchale:

welcometomylifeex3:

raquelsh0lding0ntillmay:

foundmywaywheniwaslost:

alittledoseofsunshine:

sort-of-un-balanced:

I posted this three times tonight and had three people tell me that I helped save their life. Thank you to those people who have decided to struggle through to let us enjoy the gift of one more day of their prescence gracing us all. I hope that you all reblog this, to save another few. Because we all dserve another chance and hope in life. I went to the hospital 6 times before I decided to keep my life but I hope none of you suffer that much. And I hope you all can make that scary, seemingly painful, blind, hoping, wonderful step to live.

I want to help you in any way I can. ANYTHING. I mean it. If I had had someone stay with me and text me or talk to me all night, just one time, it would have changed my life. I know how hard those nights can be.

<3,

Love,

Emily

^I love this girl more than words can express.

foundmywaywheniwaslost: I am always here if anyone ever needs to talk/vent. You have a purpose, Please Stay Alive. <3

Not just for tonight but for the rest of your life. You have so much to look forward to in the future that if you choose to kill yourself, it will be the biggest mistake of your life. You’re going to miss out on people you’ll never be able to meet, kids you’ll never have, a partner to love or partys to go to. There’s just too much that you’ll miss out on. You deserve and have the right to be here as much as the person next to you does. You’re just a drop in the ocean. You were meant to be here and you have a purpose. Don’t ever forget that. And if you feel like you don’t, just believe in yourself because you do. If you ever feel worthless or like shit, know that I love you and those dicks that tell you shit are jealous that you’re who you are because there’s something about you that they wish they could have. Please stay strong and never give up because things DO GET BETTER.

3rd time I reblog this xx

Keep your self awake, I hope your here to stay. This day is not yet over, let me be your four leaf clover.

Reblogged it and queued it so it’ll post tomorrow too. And the next day and the next so I hope I can save someone. We all love you.

bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck...

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:41:28 -0400

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

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himapapaftw: do u ever change the way that u talk depending on who youre with like some people you...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:24:02 -0400

himapapaftw:

do u ever change the way that u talk depending on who youre with

like some people you talk to like youre both english majors and then others u talk 2 like youre having a mental breakdown

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 15:48:00 -0500

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.

I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD

what the fuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and whirled it over my head until it flew

ALEX I

one time i put my entire leg in one and it exploded

Then there is this person ^

(you perfect human being)

I’M DYING

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Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:14:00 -0500

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Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:11:02 -0500

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 12:15:00 -0500

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.